TaKEitOrLUMPiT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wanted DVD]

not bad for crappy stick

in the first episode the music ewas good, then it went downhill, the fightscenes were cool but next time use 3D people, stick figures make me sleepy.

Get-lost responds:

Okey thanks for the review

[Chillin]

dayuuuum son

this shit was DA RIZZLE, it reminds me of when this joka gang called D-Unit messed wit da G-Unit, DAMN that one foo had so muhc fukin BEEF with that foo who got shot 9 times. HE DONT BACK DOWN

AligatorHead responds:

hahah yaaaahh. That guy was on ICE thats why he was so strong, thats funny though.

[Secret Mansion]

ohh shit dawg

This flash was da SHIT. And those shoes remind me of old school back when i use to get my moves on in da court with all my foos. You gotta make part two FO SHIZZLE

AligatorHead responds:

hahah! yeah, buut i gotta do ANOOOOOTHER project so i gotta hold back on SM2 agin. Yeah Nike Dunks is hte best.

[Ronald Reagan Tribute CT]

holy shit ur smooth

if it was up to me this should be in top 50 of all time. Plus i thought reagan was allready dead.... what if he dies AGAIN

FourStar responds:

glad you enjoyed the movie my good sir

[Black Ops: Virus]

pretty good and actiony

at first the title "black ops" has nothing to do with the movie because he is in fact white. Second, your drawings were very juicy and good and i liked how you did some frame by frame, but it was a bit choppy at times and the sound effects are poopy but overall good.

teek-83 responds:

the title isn't about his race. The paragraph at the load screen explains what a 'black' op is.

[Police Recruitment]

U Lose.

wtf is this? i think i fell asleep half way from the retardedness, it shocked my mind and gave me cancer simultaneously, i hope u never submit again.

dave-mac-dave responds:

An ignorant American? Well I'll be.

[The Park (Clay)]

U Lose.

You get a zero for graphics because first of all this isnt even flash, or drawings, its smelly stupid clay for 5 year olds. And second, isnt Nerd Grounds supposed to be for Flash?? Stupid.

Man I cant believe i rule so much

Asvegren responds:

Oh, clay for 5 year olds? Well, then I reached my audience. (You, stupid) And second, isnt Nerd Ground supposed to be for people with an IQ over 80?

[New Karaoke]

My Review

Whatthe hell this was the stupidest piece of crap to ever leak the butt of a king nerd, the music is PLAIN horrible, and nothing is going on in this stupid film which makes my eyes leak out jam which i put on toast.

xxSHIFTxx responds:

I'm glad you've enjoyed it

[son bitch counter strike]

failure

this just comes to shwo u how many nerds there are in planet nerdgrounds, first of all lets explore why this is so gay.
Firs,t th emusic made me weep and scream like in that famous painting.
Second, the graphics sucked ballsacks, elephant ballsacks to be exact.
third, it had no story line no skill nothing impressive whatsoever it was just pure nerd action for 4 minutes.
sof ro every nerd that gave this a 5 or above deserves to die because they are a nerd and are still playing a game that is older than my rotting grandmother who i murdered and is rotting in a grave when there r games like UT2004. I weep for you nerds.

george-kelly-johnson responds:

you my friend are a complete moron. You lack the ability to spell correctly or carry on structured sentences that a real person could actually comprehend. You also seem to have no knowledge whatsoever of who is actually the viewer/animator in this situation. We arent all nerds. We do not all deserve your idiotic comments, either. The graphics took som great deal of time, and they most definitely DID NOT suck elephant ballsacks. And how something digitally drawn onto a monitor can suck a ballsack is beyond me. Counterstrike is not older than your grandmother. Computer games werent even around back then. People didn't have the luxury of sitting on their asses all day and playing fine quality games like Counterstrike. Unreal Tournament 2k4 is a very good game, but that means very little to me. This movie is not about the hip new fashionable games. It is about my own recent experiences in a game called Counterstrike. It is a game that thousands of people still play today, and still buy today. It is a very legendary and respectable game.

[Effluo]

Hmmm...

Note: this is my opinion following all guidlines so dont hit abusive

First of all your animation made me fall asleep faster than sleep medication, u just erased the tree and that was extremely cheap.
Second of all umm..how was this deep, can YOu the author tell me exactly the meaning of this? I can make a flash with an old grandpa weeping and then a criminal comes up to him and hands him a coupon to popeyes but that doesnt make it deep.
The truth is NG is filled with prepubescent kids who consider things deep if it has sad music. I dont think this is anything worth over a 3 for a score. My opnion, like it or not.

cheshirepus responds:

Pssht, after checking out your own movies and then reading this review, I really do have to laugh. Jesus man, you're the epitome of hypocrisy! If you're going to criticise someone on their animation and story, then make sure you can top it with your own. Bitmaps don't count that much, "Holmes". Ah, seriously though, you're amusing. But hey, thanks for the review anyway, "G-Thug".