TaKEitOrLUMPiT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wanted DVD]

not bad for crappy stick

in the first episode the music ewas good, then it went downhill, the fightscenes were cool but next time use 3D people, stick figures make me sleepy.

Get-lost responds:

Okey thanks for the review

[Black Ops: Virus]

pretty good and actiony

at first the title "black ops" has nothing to do with the movie because he is in fact white. Second, your drawings were very juicy and good and i liked how you did some frame by frame, but it was a bit choppy at times and the sound effects are poopy but overall good.

teek-83 responds:

the title isn't about his race. The paragraph at the load screen explains what a 'black' op is.

[Police Recruitment]

U Lose.

wtf is this? i think i fell asleep half way from the retardedness, it shocked my mind and gave me cancer simultaneously, i hope u never submit again.

dave-mac-dave responds:

An ignorant American? Well I'll be.

[The Park (Clay)]

U Lose.

You get a zero for graphics because first of all this isnt even flash, or drawings, its smelly stupid clay for 5 year olds. And second, isnt Nerd Grounds supposed to be for Flash?? Stupid.

Man I cant believe i rule so much

Asvegren responds:

Oh, clay for 5 year olds? Well, then I reached my audience. (You, stupid) And second, isnt Nerd Ground supposed to be for people with an IQ over 80?

[New Karaoke]

My Review

Whatthe hell this was the stupidest piece of crap to ever leak the butt of a king nerd, the music is PLAIN horrible, and nothing is going on in this stupid film which makes my eyes leak out jam which i put on toast.

xxSHIFTxx responds:

I'm glad you've enjoyed it

[Effluo]

Hmmm...

Note: this is my opinion following all guidlines so dont hit abusive

First of all your animation made me fall asleep faster than sleep medication, u just erased the tree and that was extremely cheap.
Second of all umm..how was this deep, can YOu the author tell me exactly the meaning of this? I can make a flash with an old grandpa weeping and then a criminal comes up to him and hands him a coupon to popeyes but that doesnt make it deep.
The truth is NG is filled with prepubescent kids who consider things deep if it has sad music. I dont think this is anything worth over a 3 for a score. My opnion, like it or not.

cheshirepus responds:

Pssht, after checking out your own movies and then reading this review, I really do have to laugh. Jesus man, you're the epitome of hypocrisy! If you're going to criticise someone on their animation and story, then make sure you can top it with your own. Bitmaps don't count that much, "Holmes". Ah, seriously though, you're amusing. But hey, thanks for the review anyway, "G-Thug".