TaKEitOrLUMPiT's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Suicide Attempts Ep. 1]

huh, that was it

that death was the lamest crap ever, the whole movie blew and the voices were getting on mynerves, not funny at all.

FAILED

[A Nightmare Without You]

was i supposed to be weeping?

stupid, i dont get it, its not even a music video because the lyrics had nothing to do what was going on and it wasnt like the stuff was in sync with the feeling of the music either.

It was dumb, i am supposed to feel sad for a stupid teddy bear which i put fire crackers in and blow up for a living, but instead it made me want to go to sleep. then all of a sudden a bunch of random crap started happening and he floated like a ghost in another teddy bear that was in his bed, HUH?!?!

[Gangsta Stalka (g-unit)]

Ooo... OOo.. OO. OO... Oooo OOOOOO

Damn those niggas got stole.

This is fukin SERIOUS

[Gangsta Stalka (clocks)]

Damn PiIlZ

that shit was gangsta, it brought back memoriez of back in da hood

[Ways To Fly Part 2]

WTF

it was just one simple stupid death, and it has a 3?? and its just sticks.

Results of your attempting to be a flash artist: FAILURE

[Effluo]

Hmmm...

Note: this is my opinion following all guidlines so dont hit abusive

First of all your animation made me fall asleep faster than sleep medication, u just erased the tree and that was extremely cheap.
Second of all umm..how was this deep, can YOu the author tell me exactly the meaning of this? I can make a flash with an old grandpa weeping and then a criminal comes up to him and hands him a coupon to popeyes but that doesnt make it deep.
The truth is NG is filled with prepubescent kids who consider things deep if it has sad music. I dont think this is anything worth over a 3 for a score. My opnion, like it or not.

cheshirepus responds:

Pssht, after checking out your own movies and then reading this review, I really do have to laugh. Jesus man, you're the epitome of hypocrisy! If you're going to criticise someone on their animation and story, then make sure you can top it with your own. Bitmaps don't count that much, "Holmes". Ah, seriously though, you're amusing. But hey, thanks for the review anyway, "G-Thug".

[Messiah 2]

ive seen this before

good

[Xombie: Chapter 3]

One of the few NG series i look forward too

Very impressive, the animation and visuals were well done and made gravy leak out of my eyes. And the music went well with it, overal a very good film.

Bravo

[Howard Dean]

hahah very true

he is annoying and too intense, i think hes gay.

[how it will end.]

hmmmm very wierd

but for some reason i liked it